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November 29 Uni InterviewOooO
i had my very first university interview in balarat yesterday, i was so nervous but the people there were really nice.
we went through my folio and they were impressed with my work, and told me that i shouldnt bother with any other interviews because they wanted me to go there. So IM IN!!!
they said all i had to do now is wait for the letter of acceptance, and that i should organise for accomadation asap.
SO LONG MARYBOROUGH I'M HEADING FOR A FUTURE THAT DOESNT INVOLVE UNEMPLOYMENT OR PREGANANCY
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO May 30 Big Brother Sucks!!OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SHOW!! I was hoping that maybe this year they would decide that they had finally overdone big brother and yet they are BACK. Like some weird rash you find on your elbow, which disapears for a good 6 months or so and then you find it on your knee! What is so appealing about a show that makes people look like idiot, whore's and total bitch's? April 26 Update on year sevenwell all is as it should be for the young year seven, their life is alot brighter, they have a circle of friends and i think they're even in this years school play, but i will be sure to keep and eye and a sympathetic ear out for her! April 04 Year Seven SUICIDE?!?!?This year i decided to become a member of support seven, which is were you spend 20 minutes every friday morning with a group of year sevens and play games and stuff. And my group is pretty good and most of the get along pretty well with the few exceptions.
One of the year sevens that i see in the yard every lunch time often is eating alone, and i dont see them playing games as many of them do so i decided to talk to them. Well after a couple of days of saying hi i gained there trust and they began to tell me things about themselves. It wasnt until last week did they start to tell me about their problems at home. And eventually they told me that they didnt want to live anymore. I was genuinly shocked. I wasnt sure what to say and i'm still not. I never thought that a year seven could harbour such thoughts. i admit there was a time where i did but that wasnt until i was older and for different reasons. But a year seven. I dont know if i should tell the teacher in charge because it took me a whole term to get them to warm up to me and i dont want them to think i have betrayed thier trust, but i really dont want them to hurt themselves. i have considered giving them the suicide hotline and perhaps my phone number if they need to talk but i'm unsure whether it would help the situation or make it worse. I think the reason they told me is a desperate cry for attention, but i dont know what type or who they want the attention from.
but i do think that i am going to have to make a choice and i hope that it's the right one. March 23 Mad Magazine AddictionOK. I LOVE MAD!!!!! I LOVE CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT!
This magazine seems to have an endless supply of laughs, even if the spy vs spy is a little repedetive! But i still get a giggle out of it. I was absolutley shattered when my dad told me he had a large box of MAD magazine when he was my age(sometime during the late 70s and early 80s, my dads OLD) but they were stolen. SHATTERED I WAS ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED. In fact you could say i was quite MAD (sorry so lame but it had to be said)
My friend has some from the 70s but because he's such a dumb shit he doesnt get the jokes from it.
FREE TIBET!!!!!!!! March 21 facsimile????excuse me but this whole thing started at a party when the topic of the moon landing came up, and everyone was discussing whether or not it was a conspiracy. so i decided if people believe that the moon landing was a complette hoax and that somewhere in a large storage facility there were the remains of an alien then why not believe that random junk was linked to a large government conspiracy. it was funny at the time because i was slightly intoxicated, oh and kyall i do regret knowing you, no matter how cool you think you are, but hey i'm not in love with an emo so stop being such a hypocrite. if you dont like my space then fine, but i'm not forcing you to continue posting comments, jesus christ you spend more time on this thing than i do.
oh and leah, have fun at tom's nerd fest. And when you see him ask him if his aim has improved... he'll know what your talking about. March 14 Comments... yeah rightPeople who leave stupid comments on blogs neeeeeeed to get a life themselves, i mean jesus fucking christ. You people think it's hilarious to leave a comment and then forget to sign your name. Your all pussy! Oh and congratulations to Leah on wooping their asses with her strongly worded, absolutely correct messages!
THANX LOADS LEAH FOR YOUR BITCHTASTIC EFFORTS!!
March 07 Dont like me eh?!?!?!It has recently come to my attention that some..... disturbed individuals dont like my blog, WELL i should just quit now then shouldnt i???
BUT WAIT
these people know nothing about the complexities of the issues i have been addressing. So guess what i'm not leaving after all, so fuck you guys, who ever the fuck you are.
oh and i am not i mall goth, i claim to be nothing near a goth or punk i am....
BREE SECRET AGENT AGAINST GOVRERNMENT CONSPIRACIES AND ATROSITIES........ January 28 Shark net, robert drewe.. DONT READ IT!!!!!!!Dear Readers
this year the year 12 literature list has many interesting books one of them is not, the shark net by robert drewe. this book would numb the minds of the most inttelectually competent individuals. i tell you know that no book ever written can be as boring as this book. the writing structure is totally fucked and many pages are spent on the most minute of details. People dont read it i tells ya it's a mind control device that the government has cleverly disguised as a book. well guess what government I'M ONTO YOU, YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS MONSTROSITY.
people burn these books, burn them all then burn robert drewe himself, he lives in sydney people SYDNEY!!!
Faithfully yours
bree January 21 the internet, haven of information or devils playgroundPeople i wish to draw you attention to the seemingly innocent world wide web. Have you ever really looked through every possible web site? Have you ever looked through the deep caves of information that lays at your fingertips? If you've ever looked at the possibilities of the internet you would realise that instead of it being full of wonderful resources and brilliant tips that it's really full of the evils of modern day society. The internet lay host to everything from bomb making instructions to child pornography. Now i know that by posting this on my blog that i'm making myself look like some sort of hypocrite but if looking like a hypocrite is what it takes to get people to listen to me then so be it.
The world wide web also lies host to the evil mindcontrol of the government, pop-up the continually pop-up on your computer screen are NOT HARMLESS. Melting your bran\in at an alarming speed. I expect that one day soon the government will track me down and kill me mercilessly because i have been spreading the word on their evil tactics. So take heed to my advice and spend as little time online as humanly possible.
your soon to be commited pal
bree November 01 Pants to the pits?!?!?!?hello faithful readers,
i realise i have'nt been posting my conspiracy theorys for ages but there was a simple reason for all of that which i forget..... but here's a new one.
The other day i took the morning off school and ventured down the street to find myself surround my angry senior citizens with walking frames and pants up in their armpits. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?! Is this what awaits us when we reach the age of 50. Becoming government spies? Children be aware never accept candy or styrofoam goods from these seemingly harmless people. The government has roped them into their schemes, and you know why? Because they are dependant on the fortnightly payments they recieve.
All of you doll buldgers and senior citizens stay away from this tempting handout, wearing your pants to your armpits may seem like a small price to pay but soon they will have your tasty tasty souls as well.
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN!!!
If you need help quiting this nasty habit of accepting government handouts use this 1800 number all ours of the day or night:
1800IHATETHEEVILGOVERNMENTANDDONTWISHTOLOSEMYSOUL
your always insane companion
bree July 16 styrofoamy goodnessHey there faithful readers,
Styrofoam what is this strange substance that seems to be everywhere?? Well let me tell you its just another agent for the evil conspiring government. Your probably wondering how, how this government is controlling your mind with styrofoam.
WELL
Styrofoam has a certain chemical that emits certain special chemical that seeps into your mind and takes hold of your brain and shapes it into a perfect brain for mind control and makes you buy fake fruit, care about frizzy hair and wait in the cues ar safeway for half an hour.
GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE WE SO STUPID THAT WE DIDNT REALISE EARLIER...that is what your probably saying right now.... unless your some government agent hell bent on destroying me and your reading this just to get enough information out of me to find you are so you can come and kill me...
DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT... DAMN YOU ALL
Always insane
BREE June 17 Frizzy Hair??Are you plagued by the natural annoying phenomenon of FRIZZY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!? And is it just now that you realise that you never had frizzy hair before the FRIZZY HAIR SERUM has come out onto the market. Well I have some news that may shock you.... IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!! The ever evil government is conspiring against you and making you buy this POISEN!!!!! Whilst using this grose shampoo it travels along your hair folicle and enters your brain cavety numbing your brain and making you receptable to the brain control devices hidden in your clothing and your FAKE FRUIT. (Call 1800 NO MORE FRUIT for help) PLEASE PEOPLE STOP THE MADNESS NOW, STOP CONTROLLING YOUR HAIR BECAUSE ITS REALLY CONTROLLING YOU!!! Faithfully your pal BREE!!! June 04 OlD pEoPlE kIsSiNg!!!Another rant for you faithful readers. Old People Kissing!!!! I know you will ALL agree with me on this one. IT'S GROSS!!! And you know who's behind it all!!!! Yup once again its ANOTHER Government Conspiracy!!!! When two oldies lip lock in front of you the GOVERNMENT is behind it all!!!! When you witness this traumatising event your mind numbs making you easier to control. At such a point the pocket lint is reporting on your movements so the rays can focus on your brain, and then the pop-ups pop up on your computer screen and being so very very traumatised you cant help but fall victim to their mind controlling ness ness. You then go to safeway and buy Tim Tams or some other tasty tasty food stuff, and whilst waiting your brain power decreases and the as soon as you leave SAFEWAY with your food stuffs a GOVERNMENT SECRET UNDERCOVER AGENT, comes and gets you to sign many many documents under the guise your entering a lottery and this information goes down in the computer so they can make sure you PAY YOUR TAXES!!! My solution.... KILL OLD PEOPLE!! Or if you dont like that.. which you should unless your an undercover Government agent... we could isolate them so if and when they kiss no one has to bear witness to this HORRIBLE HORRIBLE event. Yours always slightly insane slightly paranoid always faithful pal Bree Hepburn June 03 What's in your pocketAnother entry in the many many files of Government Conspiracyness, POCKET LINT!!!! Have you ever noticed the small sometimes unnoticable fluff that seems to reside in your pockets??? Well why, how and when did it get there. Why: well I will have to spell it out for you puny minded people. Its their so that the Government can report on your movements and therfore through strategically placing satelites around the most frequently visited places they can CONTROL YOUR MINDS!!!! How: when you or your faithful companions wash your clothing you fail to notice the small particles that attach themselves to your clothing when ever you go into SAFEWAY or use a brand of washing powder that happens to be in SAFEWAY! BOYCOTT SAFEWAY!! When: at anytime of the day or night this POCKET LINT attaches itself to you!!! Therfore stay away from SAFEWAY and as soon as you have finished wearing your clothes BURN THEM or deposit them off at St Pauls. This anti-Government agency will then clean your clothing and sell them at a small profit. THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER STOP UNLESS YOU HELP TO STOP IT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP!!!!!!! Even crazier but ever faithful pal BREE HEPBURN Government controlling usBack again. To foil the Government. Plastic Fruit. WHY PEOPLE? Why? Why must we fill our living room with such things. What kind of people buy plastic fruit. Is it that our society are so stupid that we find the need to fill our fruit bowls with fruit that isnt fruit. From this day on all of my fruit resources will now go to the needy people who for some off chance, some crazy outragous Government scamming reason have plastic fruit in their fruitbowls. Please people if you are reading this and you have plastic fruit in your home please contact me on 1800NOFRUIT. and i will be there with god speed with my fruit provisions to fill you seemingless empty empty fruit bowls. Government plastic fruit could be in your living room right now. So approach with extreme caution and do not make eye contact because for god sake people these things may be plastic like so many models but they have some form of intelligence. They are reporting back to the Government on how much your likely to be constipated. Beacuse you buy plastic fruit. Yours slightly insane but still happy bree hepburn OnCe AgAiN aNoThEr CoNsPiRacYHair Dye!!! Now thats a phraze to conjure with. What is this strange substance that we seem to insist on putting in our hair? Yup folks you've guessed it. Its ANOTHER government conspiracy. This widely accepted form of image changingness is another mediem for the government to control your puny minds. People these harsh chemicals are numbing your minds so that your more receptable to the many injustices that the government are making against your person and persons. People stop the madness NOW!!!! Go natural, what is so wrong with your hair color that you MUST change the color. It is meant to suit you and for gods sake if your not blonde dont change it so you are. It only decreases your intelligence by like 100,000,000 points. Thankyou for listening to another one of my rants. Bree (crazy chick) Hepburn May 14 Power LinesHello my loyal readers, Have you ever noticed the power lines??? Really looked at them?? Well i have and i realised something rather shocking......There's only 6 lines....6!!! And how many energy companys are there today, well I'm not sure how many there actually are but there's more than 6 i know that much. It frightens me to think how many there are. My theory is that there's a huge conspiracy. The government is controlling us through our power lines..... WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP?!?!?!?!?! Always your slightly crazy pal BREE May 11 Another conspiracyBack again to rant...YAY I was in safeway the other day buying me some tim tams with all their tim tammy goodness... but when i got to the counter to purchase said item i noticed that the line was at least 20 people long... in my desperate attempt to buy my goods i looked around to find another counter to find the only other open had another line just as long as the one i was in. DAMN SAFEWAY. There are at least 10 other counters in the store but for some crazy insane reason the FUCKED UP people at safeway decided to only open 2. My theory is that by doing so they are making people stay in safeway longer so they can sink their grubby little money grabbing claws into their costumers. And therfore this must be another way for the Government to take over your puny little minds. Not mine of course being so large and all. PEOPLE BAND WITH ME AND BOYCOT SAFEWAY!!!! later bree May 09 MEH NESSHello faithful readers today is another dreary unimportant day in my life, Have you ever noticed how when on the internet you have the anoying little pop ups, popping up in your face! Its a government scam... conspirancy i cry out into the streets... conspirancy!!!! Another way of craming useless information into our brains so it obscures our capacity to think for ourselves... STOP BEING SHEEP PEOPLE..... THINK FOR YOURSELVES!!!! Please people dont take these things seriously... BLOCK POP UPS NOW!!!!!
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